You’re probably making the same WTF face I did when I first heard the term. I admit- I started giggling, I had no clue what it meant…. But to me, it sounds dirty. Like one of those words you utter amongst your girlfriends group and you all laugh in a conspiratorial way which garners strange looks from anyone within hearing distance.

 

Glamping. Hahahaha…

Ok seriously- I found a few seriously side-splitting definitions of this new term thanks to Urban Dictionary:

1.) Shorthand for glamorous camping; luxury camping:

2.) Glamorous camping. Satisfying your craving for the outdoors and your penchant for a good meal, nice glass of wine, and a comfortable bed.

And my personal favorite:

3.) Glamorous camping; when rich bitches can pay someone to do all the work for them

Um… Seriously?!?! I’m not able to camp right this second because a) it’s COLD here in New England and b) bad back issues prevent me from having any sort of real fun right now…. But I’m all for throwing a tent into the back of my SUV, packing one cooler full of beer, another full of soda and alcohol, another full of beer, an extra one full of ice, another cooler with extra beer, an air mattress, maybe a couple fishin’ poles and bait, and a shotgun in case a pesky bear, coyote or raccoon ventures into camp. (Of course, I’ve never been camping where a gun is used- it just helps to sleep next to one. Bear claws can go right through nylon…) I think that’s it as far as packing. Oh wait…. I feel like I’m forgetting something…

 

I never thought the minimal makeup I dragged along with me would be considered a glamorous trait. Whatever- it’s quick, easy, and I’m done in less than 5 minutes. (The video, again, is long because I blab!) The great perk of using only mineral makeup (which I didn’t do concerning the concealer and tinted moisturizer- but they’re light enough they won’t clog my pores or make me break out) is that the minerals won’t force your skin to react horribly and sneaking one mother Vesuvius on your chin that’s going to erupt… After forming miraculously overnight somehow. Well, more than likely, if you’re like me… It was during the early early morning sleep…. Because drinking and hanging out goes hand in hand with staying up late- very late…. Again, not an activity I could enjoy this past summer. Next one, I plan to make it all up! So if any of you chicks wanna plan a Glamping trip with me, leave a comment below! LOL

Yours truly, making a really weird face.

Mineral makeup tends to stay where it’s put. Foundation does need to be redone, but all in all, eye makeup typically stays put. Sweet and simple looks- all you need to do is a touch up!

Face Ingredients:

(I forgot color, I’ll add after)

e.l.f. Concealer

PF: Organics Mineral Foundation in Translucent Light

The Eyes Have It:

100% Mineral Eye Products

Magnetism Eye Primer

Champagne Toast

Espresso

Ginger Blush

WNW Black Kohl Eyeliner

Stay sexy, stay as sweet as you can… And remember- the wild outdoors isn’t nearly as scary as you think! Camping is fun!!!!

Oh yeah…. I remembered what I felt I was forgetting. You have to pack food too!! Sustenance is key! Just remember to lock up all your food in the vehicles before going to bed. The wild animals will try and get it if you leave it out.

Giggles and laughs tonight to you all!
~*Snarky P